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Xbox Game Pass March 2025 Reveals Some Gems
March 4, 2025Microsoft kicked off March 2025 with a fresh batch of new Xbox Game Pass games, and honestly, it’s looking like a pretty wild party. Whether you’re into deck-building chaos, farming your way to survival, or just unleashing 33-player mayhem on the forces of heaven itself — there’s something for everyone this month.
So grab your controllers, clear some hard drive space (seriously, you’ll need it), and see what’s coming to Xbox Game Pass in March 2025. And hey, we’ll also sneak a peek at the poor games about to get booted out the door.
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Monster Train is Back — All Aboard the Deck-Building Express
You know a game’s good when it leaves Game Pass and everyone collectively sighs like they just got dumped via text. Well, Monster Train is back, baby! This deck-building roguelike blends strategic card play with train-based demon warfare (yes, it’s as cool as it sounds). Whether you’re on Cloud, Console, or PC, this one’s rolling into the station on March 4th, and if you missed it the first time, don’t make the same mistake twice.
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if you mixed Slay the Spire with a runaway freight train from the underworld, this is your answer.
33 Immortals — 33 Players, One Divine Revolt
Day One release alert! Mark your calendars for March 18th because 33 Immortals is here to make you question every life decision you’ve made — alongside 32 other players. This co-op action-roguelike throws you into the role of a damned soul rebelling against divine judgment. So, you know, casual Thursday night stuff.
The twist? You’ll be fighting massive bosses, hordes of monsters, and probably some accidental friendly fire because, let’s be honest — someone’s always a Leroy Jenkins in these situations.
Enter the Gungeon — Dodge, Roll, Shoot, Repeat
On March 11th, Enter the Gungeon makes its triumphant (and bullet-riddled) return to Game Pass. This beloved bullet hell dungeon crawler is part treasure hunt, part bullet ballet, and 100% guaranteed to test your reflexes and patience. Fair warning: if you have a fragile controller, maybe invest in a stress ball before booting this up.
Galacticare — Space Hospitals Are Open for Business
If you’ve ever thought, “I could totally run a hospital, but in space,” congratulations, Galacticare is your dream game. Landing on March 5th, this space hospital simulator lets you design, manage, and — hopefully — not accidentally cause an intergalactic malpractice scandal.
One Lonely Outpost — Farming… In Space!
Apparently, 2025 is the year of “what if we took [insert normal activity] but made it in space.” On March 6th, One Lonely Outpost joins the Game Pass March titles, blending farming-sim vibes with a sci-fi twist. If you ever wanted to grow potatoes on Mars, here’s your shot. And yes, you will definitely name at least one cow “Moosetranaut.” We believe in you.
Mullet Madjack — Business in the Front, Carnage in the Back
Rounding out the lineup is Mullet Madjack, dropping on March 13th. This over-the-top FPS brawler serves up retro visuals, brutal action, and the kind of mullet you could only dream of. It’s all about speed, violence, and questionable hair choices — so, basically the 80s in game form.
The Games Leaving Game Pass (Pour One Out)
With every new batch of Xbox Game Pass March 2025 new games, we have to say goodbye to some old friends. On March 15th, these games will shuffle off the Game Pass coil:
- Lies of P – Because puppet-based trauma is apparently a genre now.
- Yakuza 5 Remastered & Yakuza 6 – Time to finish up those karaoke sessions, folks.
- No More Heroes 3 – Your last chance to save the world in a leather jacket.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated – Truly the greatest work of underwater fiction since Jaws.
- Solar Ash – Gorgeous? Yes. Gone soon? Also yes.
- Evil West – Cowboy vampires never stood a chance.
If you want to keep playing them after the 15th, Game Pass members get a 20% discount — which is either a nice deal or an evil temptation, depending on how your wallet’s feeling.
Time to Update That Backlog (Again)
So there you have it — the first wave of Xbox Game Pass March 2025 games is here, and whether you’re into roguelike chaos, outer space crops, or 33-player divine rebellion, you’ve got options. Just remember: your backlog may cry, but your inner gamer will thank you.
While games are fun, it’s highly important to note that there’s more to life than sitting countless hours playing video games – there’s a purpose and more to life; seek out that purpose more often!
